i get my feelings hurt too easily

notbolin:

I lost my virginity in panera bread

(Source: probend)

fleecefoxes:

“submit ur n00dz” i cleverly title my submit box. a moment later, they come. the nudes of every creature known to planet earth. they fill my tumblr inbox, they fill my computer, they begin to emerge from the computer itself and flood my room, my house, my neighborhood, a neverending cascade of naked bodies being pressed into my world until i suffocate in their midst. i asked for this. i was the one who opened the floodgates. i could have just left it titled “submit” but i just had to be clever. and now it has come to this. 

(Source: prince-warp)

the shia labeouf song was really funny until everyone over used it to hell and back

cybergay:

my laptop battery is dying but then again so am I

katara:

i loved bleach until i fell 40019 episodes behind 

fagdral2:

my gm panicked and named our guild a few random letters and now everyone thinks our guild is for ppl in the air force because its usaf

a guy is hitting on me because he thinks im in the air force and im scared so i logged off

katara:

im watching the boondocks and feeling more black every millisecond 

my gm panicked and named our guild a few random letters and now everyone thinks our guild is for ppl in the air force because its usaf

how long does it take for my fricken hatchling to grow up